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Get a new Funny T-shirt, or two from Expat Emporium.

Everybody loves wearing funny T-shirts, and everyone has more than one in their collection. T-shirts are inexpensive, comfortable to wear, and they allow us to express our unique personality.

We all want to be heard, and share our point of view with everyone around us. The best way to share that point of view is to wear a one of a kind, funny T-shirt that speaks for us.

Expat Emporium’s uniquely designed Funny T-shirts will help you express yourself. Funny T-shirts make exceptional gifts for everyone you know who agrees with the message on these funny T-shirts.

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I'm Fine
This funny t-shirt would seem to suggest that the wearer is anything but fine. Makes a great gift for anyone who has a sense of humor, and wants to resemble a shark attack victim.




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First Coffee Then Talkee
Coffee lovers who love funny t-shirts rejoice. We have a shirt we know you are going to like. This First Coffee Then Talkee will let everyone know you are willing to talk, but first coffee. Perfect for every coffee lover with a sense of humor.




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I Love Jesus But I Drink A Little
Funny Christian apparel for everyone who loves Jesus but likes to drink a little beer or wine with their meal. I Love Jesus But I Drink A Little t-shirt makes a magnificent birthday, or Christmas gift.




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I Like Big Bucks And I Cannot Lie
We created this t-shirt for hunters with a sense of humor. Every hunter wants to score a big buck, unless they have a doe permit for a slightly less gamey taste. If you like Big Bucks And You Cannot Lie, this is the perfect funny T-shirt for you.




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The Karate Cat Ready To Kick Some Doggy Butt
The Karate Cat is ready to kick some doggy butt. If you love karate, and cats slightly more than dogs, this unique design is for you. Apologies to dog lovers, but the Karate Cat is a force to be reckoned with. Kick some butt with this cute shirt. Makes a magnificent gift for any karate student or cat lover.




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My Favorite People Call Me Grandpa.
The perfect t-shirt for grandpas who love their grandchildren. This humorous My Favorite People Call Me Grandpa t-shirt will make a magnificent gift for your grandfather.




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I Never Dreamed I’d Become A Grumpy Old Man But Here I Am Killing It
After a lifetime of hard work and life experiences, old men are allowed to be grumpy. I Never Dreamed I’d Become A Grumpy Old Man But Here I Am Killing It t-shirt is great for old men with a sense of humor.




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You Can’t Scare Me I Have Three Sisters
The perfect t-shirt for all siblings’ especially little brothers. Let the world know, they can’t scare you, because you have three sisters. As everybody knows, compared to living with three sisters, everything else is tame by comparison. Great Birthday, or Christmas gift for everyone with three sisters.




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Will Trade sister For Video Games
Every gamer has their priorities straight, and the number one priority for all gamers is more video games. Most gamers would trade their own sister for a video game that takes their mind out of the real world, and injects it into a virtual reality that rewards them for virtual achievements. The perfect gift for every gamer you know.




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I’m Not Lazy I Call It Selective Participation
This one of a kind design features a lackadaisical panda bear. Let’s be honest, profoundly lazy panda who is trying to pretend it is anything but. I’m not lazy, I call it selective participation is the perfect slogan, or motto for anybody who is lazy. This funny t-shirt is perfect for everybody who is lazy, but won’t admit it.





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I Was Not Kung Fu Fighting
This karate cat design features the text, I Was Not Kung Fu Fighting is perfect for any martial arts student or fan of 80's music. I don’t believe everybody was kung fu fighting. If you were not kung fu fighting, and have a sense of humor, this is the perfect funny shirt for you.





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It's What I Do I Drink And Grill Things
Are you a grill master who knows how to rub your meat so well everybody wants to put it in their mouth? If you love to charcoal grill, or gas grill using your secret recipe, while having a drink as well, this funny t-shirt is for you. Makes a great birthday, or Christmas present for your favorite grill master.




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