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Cocky and Offensive T-shirts are meant for those who have a sense of humor, but are a bit brash, and eccentric as well.

Not Friendly Do Not Touch
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Not Friendly Do Not Touch Skull
This Unfriendly Offensive T-shirt has a skull, blood drops and a warning, Not Friendly Do Not Touch. Great to keep idiots away from you to help with social distancing. Makes a fantastic pet shirt for dogs, cougars (the four legged kind), and wolverines as well to warn people don’t touch.




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Guess What Chicken Butt




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I Farted That's As Close To Me Giving A Crap As You're Gonna Get




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Do you know any hot nurses?




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Does the lack of filter between your brain and your mouth make you seem rude too?




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Was Confucius talking about anyone you know?




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Can you read this shirt?




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What offends you the most?




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She did WHAT on her bike?




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Have you ever eaten one?




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