69 Beer Drinking Quotes:

Beer Quotes

Beer Drinking Quotes All Beer Lovers Can Relate To.

Everyone loves beer, and it can be a great bonding experience for father and son, to form new friendships with strangers, and to relieve tensions between enemies. The desire to drink cold beer burns within us all and is something we all have in common.

Expat Emporium has compiled beer drinking quotes from multiple sources across multiple time periods. Escape through time with our collection of beer drinking quotes.

Expat Emporium is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. Affiliate Disclosure

Here are 69 Beer Drinking Quotes To Share With Your Friends.

1: “A man who lies about beer makes enemies” ~Stephen King

2: “It was never wise to challenge fate to a Hold my beer contest.” ~Yasmine Galenorn

3: “Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health. ” ~Thomas Jefferson

4: “I’d tried to straighten him out, but there’s only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer.” ~David Sedaris

5: “Beer will get you through a time of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.” ~Freddie Freak

6: “A little bit of beer is divine medicine.” ~Paracelsus

7: “Like alcohol, desperation can make a coward seem courageous.” ~Mokokoma Mokhonoana

8: “Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one!” ~Homer Simpson

9: “You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” ~Dean Martin

10: “What were they thinking? ‘It’s an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer!” Rick Yancey

11: “Beer, brewed in cauldrons the size of houses by machines and then served cold. It has no soul. It isn’t worthy of the name.” ~Jim Butcher

12: “I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.” ~Sid Vicious

13: “120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer.” ~Sam Harris

14: “I work until beer o’clock.” ~Stephen King

15: “A woman drove me to drink, and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.” ~W.C. Fields

16: “I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.” ~Nora Roberts

17: “Beer may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.” ~John Wayne

18: “Who does not love beer, wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long.” ~Carl Worner

19: “Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.” ~Tom Robbins

20: “Everybody has to believe in something… I believe I’ll have another drink.” ~W.C. Fields

21: “Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” ~Kinky Friedman

22: “If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.” ~David Daye

23: “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” ~Ernest Hemmingway

24: “I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.” ~Homer Simpson

25: “Across the troubled maelstrom of time, people always need a beer.” ~Ellen Kushner

One Beer Then We Go Home

Friends Don’t Let Friends Text Drunk

Check Price on Redbubble

26: “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading !!!” ~Henny Youngman

27: “24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” ~Stephen Wright

28: “You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.” ~ Frank Zappa

29: “He drank as though his beer was medicine, without pleasure, intent on the result.” ~Robert Galbraith

30: “I accept no responsibility for anything I did while drunk.” ~Steven Magee

31: “All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.” ~Homer Simpson

32: “An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger, or a beer.” ~Confucius

33: “There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.” ~Willie Nelson

34: “Most people hate the taste of beer to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice.” ~Winston Churchill

35: “A warm beer is still a good beer, despite what modern country singers say.” ~A.D. Aliwat

36: “Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods.” ~Bruce Carlton

Check Price On Amazon

Beer Is Healthy It contains Vitamin Pee

37: “I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night” ~Benjamin Franklin

38: “Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!” ~Martin Luther

39: “Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.” ~Henry Lawson

40: “Political correctness waters down the arts. It’s like getting a beer, when you need a scotch.” ~Robert Black

41: “When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.” ~Dave Barry

42: “Czech beer in bottles is the corpse of real beer in a glass coffin.” ~Sergei Lukyanenko

43: “Beer he drank – seven goblets. His spirit was loosened. He became hilarious. His heart was glad and his face shown.” ~from the Epic of Gilgamesh, 3000 B.C.

44: “Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” ~Dave Barry

45: “Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” ~Oscar Wilde

46: “Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.” ~Frederick the Great

Beer Is Healthy Beer Drinking Quote Expat Emporium

47: “If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.” ~Deep Thought, Jack Handy

48: “Depth perception and beer obviously weren’t related.” ~Katie McGarry

49: “I also liked they Belgian brewers are notoriously rebellious and mock Americans’ obsession with categorizing beers by style; I saw them as arrogant expressionists ensnared with creation, not categorization.” ~Lucy Burningham

50: “Most cultures made beer before they had an alphabet.” ~Matthew Weiner

51: “The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer. ” ~Egyptian proverb

52: “Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.” ~Mokokoma Mokhonoana

53: “We conduct business meetings so much better on beer.” Rachel Bergsma

54: Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.” ~Arnold Schwarzenegger

55: “I don’t think I’ve drunk enough beer to understand that.” ~Terry Pratchett

56: “Life is like a beer. When the bubbles blew over, that was when the beer started. The beer is only half as good without the foam.” ~Vann Chow

57: “Beer’s intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.” ~Ray Bradbury

58: “A flash of inspiration struck him with all the force and brilliance that ideas have when they’re traveling through beer.” ~Terry Pratchett

59: “Like alcohol and poverty, a heartbreak has the power to make a man do something he wouldn’t normally do and to make a woman do someone she wouldn’t normally do.” ~Mokokoma Mokhonoana

60: “Beer is made by men, wine by God.” ~Martin Luther

61: “The best beer in the world is the one in my hand.” ~ Charles Papazian

62: “The easiest way to spot a wanker in a pub is to look around and find who’s drinking a Corona with a slice of lemon in the neck.” ~Warwick Franks

63: “He was a wise man who invented beer.” ~Plato

64: “By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.” ~Mokokoma Mokhonoana

65: “The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.” ~Jeff Foxworthy

66: “And ... and what is civilisation if it isn’t people talking to each other over a goddamned beer?” ~James S.A. Corey

67: “There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others.” ~Bill Carter

68: “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” -Humphrey Bogart

69: “It was beer, not fire, that Prometeus stole from the gods and brought to man.” ~Tim Powers

Check out our selection of Beer Drinking Tshirts for some great gift ideas. Beer Drinking T-Shirts.

Motivational Business Quotes - 70 Motivational Business Quotes from Expat Emporium..

Expat Emporium is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon.com.

All links on this site are subject to being sponsored content for which we will receive financial compensation - Affiliate Disclosure

Expat Emporium copyright date