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Beer Drinking T-shirts for beer lovers. Drinking beer is a rite of passage for young adults everywhere. There is nothing like a cold beer after a hard day’s work. There is nothing like a cold beer after a cold beer as well. Join the unofficial beer drinker’s club with one of Expat Emporium's Beer Drinking T-shirts.


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Beer It’s In My DNA

When was your first drink of beer? Mine was when I was about 5 years old. My father gave me a taste of his beer. Don’t judge, it’s a Milwaukee thing. Unfortunately for me, he was drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon out of a can that was less than ice cold by the time I got a taste.

Needless to say I was less than impressed by the taste, but it was the first of many beer drinking experiences. Beer is now ingrained in my DNA. If you understand and can relate than beer is in your DNA too. Get a custom Beer It’s In My DNA T-shirt to show the world where your priorities are.




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Beer Drinking Man

What kind of man are you? Are you a good man who works hard for his family, and goes to church on Sunday? Do you focus on the future and invest your earnings to grow rich slowly? Do you live for today with nary a second thought about tomorrow? Do you blend them all together and live your life happily?

If you can work hard, take care of your family and enjoy a beer when the work is done, you are a beer drinking man. Show your membership to the Beer Drinking Men’s Club with this Beer Drinking Man T-shirt.




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That Beer Ain’t Gonna Drink Itself

Don’t just stare at that mug of beer in front of you, boy! Pick it up, bend your elbow, and take a drink. That beer ain’t gonna drink itself. Today is the day you become a man. Drink your beer don’t let it sit there and get warm. That Beer Ain’t Gonna drink itself.




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Beer Pong Get Your Balls Wet.

Beer Pong is a popular game to play for young adults everywhere. Like taking a sip of your father’s beer as a young child, playing beer pong is a rite of passage for young adults trying to find where they fit into the social order.

Don’t be shy, take your turn at this game that is very popular with the college students. Play some beer Pong And Get Your Balls Wet. Get a unique Beer Pong beer drinking t-shirt for you and your friends for your next Beer Pong Challenge.




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Beer Is Healthy It contains Vitamin Pee

Are you on a health kick? Do you focus on healthy eating to improve your body image? You should consider beer as part of a healthy diet. Beer is the cornerstone of healthy eating. Beer contains vitamin pee. Make sure you get the minimum dose of vitamin pee and remind others to do the same with this unique Beer Is healthy beer drinking T-shirt.




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If Found Drunk And Texting Please Stop Me.

I think we all understand this one. Who hasn’t tipped the bottle and consumed too much alcohol before drunk texting their ex? We only find out about it the next morning as we look at our phone and wonder who sent that text message while knowing it was you.

This Drunk Texting T-shirt will enlist your friends to stop you from texting while you are drunk. Wear this shirt at your next party and improve your chances of refraining from sending drunk texts.




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Beer Makes Me Relax Whiskey Makes Me Drunk Text My Ex.

This funny but serious beer and whiskey drinking shirt will remind you and your friends that you should stick to drinking beer and avoid whiskey. Beer makes you relax, whiskey makes you drunk text your ex. If you plan to drink whiskey, you have two options, wear this shirt, or leave your phone at home.




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I Drink Lots Of Beer Because It Gives Me Vision That’s Why I Make All Of These Stupid Decisions.

Beer drinker’s vision leads to bad decisions. It is our beer drinker’s vision that causes us unnecessary problems in life that sobriety would prevent.

Who wants to live life sober? Drink lots of beer, and keep making stupid, but fun decisions.



One Beer Then We Go Home

One Beer Then We Go Home.

Famous last words that we all know well. When a friend tells us, “One beer than we go home.” You will be in for an interesting evening that will give you stories to talk about for years to come. If you are the alpha male of the group, this One Beer Then We Go Home Is For You.

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One Beer Then We Go Home

Friends Don’t Let Friends Text Drunk

We created this beer drinking t-shirt design to remind you and your friends, Friends Don’t Let Friends Text drunk. Texting drunk always leads to problems in the future. Don’t let your friends text drunk.

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Save Water drink beer

Save Water Drink Beer

We created this design for environmentalists who love beer. Water has no taste, beer taste so good after a hard day of work. Water has no nutritional value, beer contains vitamin pee. It is an easy decision, Save Water Drink Beer.

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awesome now bring mama another beer t-shirt

Awesome Now Bring Mama Another Beer

We created this design for awesome mothers with children who love beer. Children can be annoying, with constant questions, and sharing with you the mischief they get into. Beer is the best medicine to relieve the stress. Give them a warm smile and say, “Awesome Now Bring Mama Another Beer.”

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